“It works a treat!  I like it.”  – David L. Jones, EEVblog

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” – Albert Einstein

“Get back in line, Sunderman.”  – Charlie Taylor, sixth grade teacher

“Vote early, vote often, and paddle your own canoe.” – Fuzz Bultemeier

“Some people are like a round peg in a square hole.”  – Enos Burkhart, manager

“Can you FORTRAN it?”  – The Forbin Project, (1970)

“I thought I wrote tighter code than that.”  — Michael B. Carroll, Plato author

“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.”  – Larry Copeland, the Wiz

“A one hundred MIP machine.”  – Bob Beeching, software engineer and entrepreneur

“In Assembly Language you can write programs in like, NO core!”  – John Walters, computer operator

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates (1981)

“Leave ’em laughing Sunderman”  – Chris Hall, student

“She’s not everybody’s cup of tea.”  – Dorothy Day’s Father, Mathematics Professor

“Where will you ever make $50 K?”  – Larry, manager at Lincoln Life

“You almost blew my cover.”  – Michael Folk, programmer

“I’ll put in a solid eight hours, and you can run that up the flagpole.”  – Doug Renselle, entrepreneur

“Slow down!  You’re going too fast!”  – anonymous lady on the sidewalk

“A very worthy opponent.”  – Lee Krueckeberg before I beat him in chess

“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”  – Charlie Taylor after Sunny beat him in checkers

“I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad.” – Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Information Minister

“There you go again…”  – Ronald Reagan